Dark Elf 

     Building a deck, can, in some circumstances, be quite a challenging undertaking.  Ensuring you have the proper materials is sometimes not enough.  "Oh sure," they say with a hint of revolt.  "Oh yeah?" you reply without a moments hesitation.  Tense and fertile, coiled and poised... fresh meaty sinew... Beaming with the pride that baked the Andulesian flatlands... but most of all... it's the hat.  I really like this hat.  Thank you.

  excerpt from Albert Einstein's acceptance speech after becoming an honorary Shriner.

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